In the most random of all randomness... Yesterday we hung out with Miss Canada. She's a very sweet girl - she joined us for Brunch at Beaner's Mom & Dad's house. The only thing that sucked about that was that we were there to celebrate Beaner's cousin (nickname) Chezza's 30th birthday, and Miss Canada (unintentionally) stole her thunder. I felt for her... she was sitting there opening her presents, star of the show... and then the door opens and in waltzes Miss Canada and everyone bails to go check out the cooler guest of honour! So she's just sitting there opening her presents all by herself. Or maybe Gramma stuck around to watch... I know for sure Grampa was up and ready to check out Miss Canada in case she was hot. He's hilariously old and perverted. Hahhaa... I love Grampa!And I guess Miss Canada broke her crown, so Beaner's dad was volunteered to fix it. So of course, the whole party (minus the birthday girl and Gramma and me - out of principle) moved into the garage to check out Miss Canada's crown. Oooh ahhhhh... I would have been SO PISSED if it was my birthday!!!
Let me rewind. Why was Miss Canada hanging out with us, you might ask? Besides the obvious (we're super cool and why wouldn't Miss Canada hang out with us?) ... the real reason is Beaner's sister - let's call her Candy - has been working for World Vision, and apparantly so is Miss Canada for the next month or so during her Ontario tour. So I guess Miss Canada's chaperone has been kind of sucky, because she had to go to the airport one day and her ride never showed and Candy had to drive her there. Now they are like bestest buds (aka Candy thinks Miss Canada is the best thing since gluten-free bread and I feel like Candy kind of wants to kiss her shit.) So instead of the stupid chaperone taking Miss Canada on her Niagara Falls/Niagara-on-the-Lake Tour, Candy offered to do it. It worked out really well for Candy, considering... she brought her two girls along and they all got to ride with Miss Canada in the Niagara-on-the-Lake Christmas Parade in a Lexus Convertible. And they got free meals and hotels and all that shit. And they participated in the official opening of the Festival of Lights in Niagara Falls. And they got a free helicopter ride.
Let me rewind. Why was Miss Canada hanging out with us, you might ask? Besides the obvious (we're super cool and why wouldn't Miss Canada hang out with us?) ... the real reason is Beaner's sister - let's call her Candy - has been working for World Vision, and apparantly so is Miss Canada for the next month or so during her Ontario tour. So I guess Miss Canada's chaperone has been kind of sucky, because she had to go to the airport one day and her ride never showed and Candy had to drive her there. Now they are like bestest buds (aka Candy thinks Miss Canada is the best thing since gluten-free bread and I feel like Candy kind of wants to kiss her shit.) So instead of the stupid chaperone taking Miss Canada on her Niagara Falls/Niagara-on-the-Lake Tour, Candy offered to do it. It worked out really well for Candy, considering... she brought her two girls along and they all got to ride with Miss Canada in the Niagara-on-the-Lake Christmas Parade in a Lexus Convertible. And they got free meals and hotels and all that shit. And they participated in the official opening of the Festival of Lights in Niagara Falls. And they got a free helicopter ride.
But that is CLASSIC Candy to steal Chezza's birthday party thunder. I mean, she was OBNOXIOUS. Kind of like the time Beaner and I got engaged, and got the fam together to announce it and five seconds later, Candy decided THAT was the appropriate time to concoct a plan to leave her husband. THANKS. Chezza - I feel your pain.
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