Beaner took a poll on Tuesday night. He called a bunch of our friends to ask, "How many times do you change your underwear in a day?" Oddly enough, our friends responded quite well:
Kentucky Terminator: 1
Creeper McFly: 0 (as the name suggests...)
LeeLee: 1-2
The Accountant: 0 (the calculator goes commando)
Kentucky Terminator: 1
Creeper McFly: 0 (as the name suggests...)
LeeLee: 1-2
The Accountant: 0 (the calculator goes commando)
DeBarbs: 1
My Jen: 1
DP: 2
Beaner: 1
Nikki: 3-4
Dean was trying to prove a point - that I change too often. He thinks 3-4 times is too many. But here's what I do: Wake up and put on clean underpants (1), go for a run and then shower and change into clean underpants (2), go to work all day then come home and change into comfy clothes and at the same time change my underpants (3) and then at bedtime, fresh underpants with my PJs (4) ... on running days, it's 4. On non-running days, it's 3. I think I'm reasonable, and they're all sub-par in the hygiene area... No article of clothing will rest on my behind for longer than 8 hours - that is non-negotiable! I can't even fathom the idea of wearing a pair of underpants all day at work, coming home and changing pants but not underpants, and then as if that wasn't bad enough... going to SLEEP in said underpants!
My Jen: 1
DP: 2
Beaner: 1
Nikki: 3-4
Dean was trying to prove a point - that I change too often. He thinks 3-4 times is too many. But here's what I do: Wake up and put on clean underpants (1), go for a run and then shower and change into clean underpants (2), go to work all day then come home and change into comfy clothes and at the same time change my underpants (3) and then at bedtime, fresh underpants with my PJs (4) ... on running days, it's 4. On non-running days, it's 3. I think I'm reasonable, and they're all sub-par in the hygiene area... No article of clothing will rest on my behind for longer than 8 hours - that is non-negotiable! I can't even fathom the idea of wearing a pair of underpants all day at work, coming home and changing pants but not underpants, and then as if that wasn't bad enough... going to SLEEP in said underpants!
You KNOW I love you unconditionally, but that's just not right, people!!! You need to step up your underwear-changing-act. Just sayin.
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