Last night Beaner and I went to see a play and when we came out there were two flyers on our windshield campaigning for a "New World Order" -- a world with One Religion, One Government, One Language and I'm assuming One Crazy Ass Cult Leader who is going to make everyone drink Kool-Aid and die.
Who put these flyers on my car? I would really like to know because I'm kind of afraid of that person. Also, I feel violated. Don't touch my car with your cultyness.
And why would you put TWO flyers? One would think that with all this One-ness of the cult, One Flyer would be enough. Stupids.
Here's what I think: A world with only One of everything would be boring - I don't care what Bono and Lennon and Marley say about it. It would be really effing lame. Think about it... One Flavour of ice cream - so long Baskin Robbins and your 37 delicious flavours or however many there are. Or One Breed of dog - what would that breed be? One kind of juice... would it be apple? grape? orange? or something no one likes, like prune? That would suck balls. One language? Really? Which one? English, I'm assuming - since the New World Order flyer was printed in English. That's stupid. I happen to like all our languages - they're beautiful! Especially Italian and French... and German is hilarious - no matter what you say in German, it sounds angry.
Anyway, I'm rambling. Just - whoever it was - don't put flyers on my car. I hate that. ESPECIALLY messed up culty ones like that. It weirded me out WAY too much.
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