Let's start Friday off right... with another funny bird! Funny birds make me so happy, and I can't really explain why. I guess I just find them hilariously humanlike. Here's my favourite for today:
What is going on with this little guy??? Where are his wings? They're there, so I don't think this is something to be sad about... they are just really small. But let me tell you what I saw when I first glanced at this gem - machine guns. I thought the bird was holding machine guns. Tell me you didn't think that too. The wings look like arms, and he's holding them at the perfect machine gun shooting angle. And look at the way he's standing - he's using his legs to brace himself for the kick back. And his eyes - tell me that's not a Rambo bandanna on his face... and such determination in his expression - he's on a mission. It's not rage. It's not even just anger. It's "I got shit to do so get outta my way or I'm gonna blow you to bits, punk."This bird is awesome. I want to take him home with me so he can be my friend. I shall call him Billy, because he reminds me of Billy from Predator. I really liked Billy, too bad he had to die. He was super badass. HE knew all about taking one for the team. Billy wasn't a talker, he was a doer. He got shit done. He had your back and you fucking KNEW IT. That's why this little bird is called Billy. He deserves the name. He's got these little wings, just like Nemo - except he doesn't hang back and not fly into the open air because his wings are small... no, this guy doesn't have time for flying anyway. He's got shit to do, people to kill, buildings to blow up, and kittens to save - cause not only is he super badass, but he's got a big heart too - so he'll save those kittens, knowing full well that when they grow up they're just going to hunt him down and try to eat him. He doesn't care. He can deal with those punks later, cause right now he's too busy to think about that - HE'S GOT SHIT TO DO!
To Billy:
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