But here's the thing with me - I lose interest in things in about three seconds. The fact that I even blogged more than once is actually quite astonishing, and mostly only due to the tremendous amount of support and encouragement I received from my friends. That is, until they lost interest as well.
But did they lose interest because I stopped blogging? Or did I stop blogging because they lost interest? Why the hell am I so existential today? Is existential even the right word to use there? I don't even know. What I do know is that I'm sick of opening my blog and seeing Miss Canada staring back at me. She's gotta be the FIRST thing to go. I have a funny picture of a bird on my desktop - that is my new pic. Funny birds make me laugh.
I have a LOT of questions in my head today. I'm in professional limbo, I was just on a huge sugar high and have crashed HORRIBLY, my dog is sick and I'm feeling very curious about the world in general. No one has answers for me...
I have an idea - I'm going to write down my questions. If you have an answer for me, please comment. Shed some light on my dark and dreary confusion...
Here goes!
1) Say you were to go to a THIRD interview for a potential job, and during said interview your potential employer said such things as:
"This is Bill... Once we narrow it down to one final applicant, we like them to meet Bill."
and "So your salary range would be ______, and commission would begin ______ months."
1) Say you were to go to a THIRD interview for a potential job, and during said interview your potential employer said such things as:
"This is Bill... Once we narrow it down to one final applicant, we like them to meet Bill."
and "So your salary range would be ______, and commission would begin ______ months."
and "I would like to train you in depth."
and "How much notice do you have to give your current employer?"
and "How much notice do you have to give your current employer?"
and "Well - I guess all that's left to do is call you."--- Is it safe to assume that you have the job?
2) Assuming your answer to question #1 is "yes" ... if you were to then find out that this potential employer was interviewing SOMEONE ELSE for THE SAME JOB the next morning, would you be allowed to be just a little pissed off?
3) Assuming your answer to question #3 is "yes"... if you were then to start really worrying that maybe the answer to #1 is "no", and therefore the answer to #2 is also "no" - is it normal to start really feeling like a big dumb idiot?
4) Say your puppy was standing in the living room and all of a sudden she just peed on the floor, without even squatting - would you think this could be the result of a bladder infection? Or would you think it just means that she's possessed, because the girl in the exorcist did that?
5) Is it possible that giving a puppy very strong antibiotics could cause a bladder infection?
6) How does wind happen? I mean really - how does that even happen?!
7) On a scale of one to ten, one being "This one time at church my grandma gave me a dollar to put in the basket." and ten being "This one time my dad laughed so hard he dropped his dentures on the floor, and then when he bent down to pick them up he farted and his pants split right at the ass!" --- how funny is this bird?!?
HE'S ELVIS AND A WICKER PLACEMAT AND A PUPPET BIRD ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!I'm so distracted by this bird that I can't think of anything else to say!
Except that I give him an eleven.
FOR THE RECORD i bugged you for quite some time after december 15th requesting new blogs and you said NO. So dont pull any of this "not interested" nonsense because I WAS! :P
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is up with wind, I say that all the time.
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