bubblewrap

This morning I was VERY productive... and this afternoon, I'm cutting bubblewrap.
With every piece I cut, I lose a little bit of my soul.
I think it takes about - let's see... 2 minutes to cut a sheet. And each sheet gives me 14 small strips of bubblewrap. So I'm losing 14 pieces of my sould every 2 minutes. That's 7 pieces per minute... THAT'S 420 PIECES PER HOUR! Is my math right? I have 13 sheets of bubblewrap to cut - which gives me 182 pieces of my soul - GONE.

I'm not getting paid enough for this.

And then earlier today - Jaberwakky walked out of her office, spit on a Kleenex (making this TERRIBLE spitty sound) and then wiped the counter with it. Right beside the printer. I will never touch that counter again for as long as I live. That's the most disgusting thing I've seen since I saw that hugely fat lady at my last job leave the bathroom without washing her hands.
Gross man. GROSS.

Searching for a somewhat humorous picture of bubblewrap on Google Images took me like 20 minutes... This is the best I could do. But at least now it's 4pm and almost hometime. Whatever I don't cut will just be here for me in the morning, though... so off I go to waste my life...

PS: That's NOT me in the bubblewrap. I would never have ugly bangs like that. Nor would I ever wrap myself in bubblewrap. That would stink and feel gross and make me claustrophobic and probably suffocate. Stupid woman.