Lunch is not until 12:30 and it's 12:09 - and I've been hungry since at least 11:46. I have some snacks stashed in my desk... I have a bag of organic pumpkin seeds, and several bags of chipnuts: Ranch , Salt & Vinegar and Dill Pickle. Since I'm hungry, I've decided to bust into my pantry cupboard in my desk. This should be a happy ending to an otherwise annoying story.
BUT NO.
The pumpkin seeds taste like cigarette butts. Organic, my ass!
And the Ranch Chipnuts are KILLING my teeth. I had to give them away! (*tear!)
So I'm still hungry, and it's still not lunch time, and this Pomegranate Green Tea I'm drinking is, contrary to popular belief, NOT suppressing my appetite!!!!!
And furthermore - it's so damn cold in here, I'm actually wearing my gloves. For real. And it's making it really hard to type... so I have backspaced more times than forwardspaced I think. This place is not-for-profit, and it's 'fiscal year end' - so I think they've shut off the heat in order to make budg. Assholes.
The lack of heat is causing my already low level of productivity at work to sink even lower... because I'm cold, I have to pee more often. I really don't know why - Megoo is going to Wikipedia it for me - but it makes me leave my desk a lot. And also because I'm cold, I drink more herbal tea to keep warm... which means I leave my desk a lot to make tea and chat in the lunchroom. Hey - maybe it's the tea that's making me pee, not the cold? Either way, they are still assholes. TURN ON THE DAMN HEAT!
BUT NO.
The pumpkin seeds taste like cigarette butts. Organic, my ass!
And the Ranch Chipnuts are KILLING my teeth. I had to give them away! (*tear!)
So I'm still hungry, and it's still not lunch time, and this Pomegranate Green Tea I'm drinking is, contrary to popular belief, NOT suppressing my appetite!!!!!
And furthermore - it's so damn cold in here, I'm actually wearing my gloves. For real. And it's making it really hard to type... so I have backspaced more times than forwardspaced I think. This place is not-for-profit, and it's 'fiscal year end' - so I think they've shut off the heat in order to make budg. Assholes.
The lack of heat is causing my already low level of productivity at work to sink even lower... because I'm cold, I have to pee more often. I really don't know why - Megoo is going to Wikipedia it for me - but it makes me leave my desk a lot. And also because I'm cold, I drink more herbal tea to keep warm... which means I leave my desk a lot to make tea and chat in the lunchroom. Hey - maybe it's the tea that's making me pee, not the cold? Either way, they are still assholes. TURN ON THE DAMN HEAT!
I really wish I had food stashed in my drawer at work. Its actually in the employee manual thingie that we arent allowed.
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