For Megoo

Today I was telling my friend Megoo a story - and she thought I was so cool I should start a blog! So this blog is dedicated to Megoo. I couldn't choose a title though - because titles are too much commitment. Obviously.

PS: That's not her real name. I've changed it to protect her - because she's innocent. She's not one of the guilty ones... you'll know if someone's guilty because their fake name WILL NOT BE VERY NICE!

Moving on ...

Today was a rather shitty day here at the crap office in Pod Perfect. (That's where I live - Pod Perfect aka Pod Fart because someone keeps coming in here, saying something stupid, dropping a fart bomb, and leaving ... that someone would be ummm... let's name her Jaberwakky - the boss.)

The week is dragging, and I have decided that the odds of me dropping dead at my keyboard are quite high. But, in a perfect world, I would die and then immediately become one of those cobweb-ridden skeletons, hunched over my keyboard at a pathetic angle, to-do list in hand, still in tact... not unlike One-eyed Willy. Because that's how I feel right now.

Speaking of my To-Do List - I've started to add stupid things, just so I can cross them off, just so I look busy. I have added:

Lunch (check)
Check email (check)
Tea (check)
Random photocopies (check)
Shred some stuff (check)

You know, I don't know why I do this - the only one who actually reads my To-Do List is me. So I'm only lying to myself here. Huh.

4:31.
29 minutes til the weekend (woot woot!!!)

Is saying woot woot tres lame? Saying tres anything is tres lame.

QUESTION:
If you actually in real life said out loud the words, "Tres cool!"... and someone called you on it, and told you that saying that is "Tres lame"... would you get mad?

Just asking... Because that happened, and I think I would thank the person who called me on it, for helping me to never say something so ridiculous again... but instead - I got in trouble for making the correction.

This might be confusing to read... but think about it. Someone - let's call her Jack Daniels - said "Tres cool!" and got MAD AT ME for telling her that saying "Tres cool!" is tres lame.
NOT FAIR.

And now, I'm being snubbed. I guess it's a good thing I don't like whisky, jerks.